Make a custom scare

Tell us about your app or a friend's and pay €5*. We write a scare only its builder could get, usually in under a minute. Share it, or send it to them.

*Plus VAT for customers in the EU.

Examples:

PawPlanner booked 212 dog walks for Saturday at 9am. There's one walker.

PawPlannernow

New booking: Saturday 9:00 · Biscuit (beagle)

PawPlannernow

New booking: Saturday 9:00 (×211 more)

PawPlannernow

Walkers free on Saturday at 9:00: 1. It's you, Maya.

Biscuit's ownernow

just checking you're still coming? 🙂

Whose app is it?
What kind of vibecoder are they?

Not funny? You get one free rewrite. If we can't write it at all, you're refunded automatically.

Keep it friendly: we tease the app, never the person. See our privacy page for what we store.